It's probably a good idea for you to first read this rather sublime little story from the BBC News site.
OK, so which one is it to be?
A) Launch a range of 'Benedict' condoms
B) Open an abortion clinic
C) Bless a gay marriage
D) Apologise for the Spanish Armada
E) Sing a duet with the Queen
F) Photo opportunity with Susan Boyle
Cast your votes...