What do all these have in common?

Michael Foot
conscientious objectors
Quakers
pacifists
people who OPPOSED appeasement in the 1930s
reading George Bernard Shaw
anyone who criticises Enoch Powell
CND rallies
intellectuals
Lenin
The Labour Party in the 60s and 70s
Doctor Who's dress sense
Che Guevara T-shirts
appreciation of William Hazlitt
Neil Kinnock
Trotskyists
Left-wing trade unionists
Hampstead dinner parties

Answer: Richard Littlejohn HATES them all - and all in the space of one Daily Mail column! If I was writing a parody of the absurd Littlejohn, I couldn't come up with anything quite as ludicrous and vile as this.